Stoopid is as stoopid does

It would seem that my proclivity for pedestrian terminology in the vernacular has been construed to understate my endowment for lucidity when imparting my sagacity on the populace.

But actually, if you think it through, less is more. I was told when writing for a wide audience to keep it to a grade 8 level. However, elementary school is a little embarrassing.

I’ll just have to revert to my college days and slip in a few big words once in a while.