I came across this earlier today. Interesting theory in support of capitalism:
- Socialism : You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
- Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.
- Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and sells you the milk.
- Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
- Corporatism: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.
- Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
You judge the preferred alternative.